Sherlock Holmes is an Idiot
Perhaps calling fictional characters idiots, is itself stupid, but what the heck!
Here's a famous quote from the supposed intellectual genius :
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Sherlock Holmes, "The Sign of Four"
Dr. Watson came to see me yesterday, and at the crossroads, he could have taken any of the three routes. I know he didn't go straight ahead, because that road was flooded. I have eliminated the impossible, therefore what remains is the truth - Dr. Watson spit in two, and took both the left and right paths simultaneously. Sherlock, you are an idiot!